Mark Guerrero

Plays: Piano, Bass, Drums, Accordion, and Trash Cans 

Turn-ons:

• Tequila (no salt, no lime)
• Speaking Spanish
• Wearing hats (preferably backward)
• Dos Equis
• Cerveza Modelo
• Drinking Dos Equis with modelos
• West coast rap
• Los Angeles Lakers and Dodgers
• Chinese food
• Six Flags Magic Mountain
• Smoking Hookah
• and Vinyl records

Turn-offs: 

• Playing in the key of B#
• Seafood
• Canceling plans at the last minute
• Wearing snapback hats
• All other coasts rap music
• Going to clubs
• Crappy artists on the radio (not naming any names)
• and Ring ding ding d...SHUT UP STUPID FOX