Joey Hamende

Drink of choice: Jaëger and Dos Equis

Plays: Piano, Bass, Drums, Guitar, Mandolin, Baritone, and like six notes on the Trumpet.

Turn-ons:

• Bacon
• 9' Steinways
• A woman that can cook
• "Abbey Road"
• Legos
• Dark Chocolate
• Bone-in Ribeyes
• Tall women
• Dos Equis
• A woman that can clean
• Oreos in ice-cold milk
• Amps that go to 11

Turn-offs:

• Ronnie Wilson
• Holidays
• Musicals
• People
• Sports
• Cucumbers
• Manual Labor
• Taylor Swift
• Skinny jeans
• Tequila
• Smoking