Chris White

Plays: Piano, Bass, Drums, Guitar, Fiddle and Trash Cans 

Turn-ons:

• Whiskey
• Butts
• Coffee
• Saturday morning cartoons in the nude
• Using Frisbees as cereal bowls
• Tattoos
• Mom jeans
• Terrible bands
• Women
• Intro to Bad Boyz I and II
• Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
• Anything with Will Smith (except for Wild West and The Willinium Album)

Turn-offs:

• Star Trek fans
• Steve Buscemi's face
• Duck Dynasty
• Men
• Mark Guerrero's elbows
• Fake tan girls
• Vodka
• Disney Movies
• Seth Rogan's laugh